Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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