Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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