Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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