Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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