But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
