I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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