is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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