I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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