Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He has the fingertips of a God
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