How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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