Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just pee around me
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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