You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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