yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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