While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
you never un-have a 4some
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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