super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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