dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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