Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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