The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He kissed a someone with a penis
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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