I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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