This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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