What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize