Small penises have feelings too.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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