my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
wow bdsm is so cute
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