Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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