I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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