if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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