It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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