We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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