yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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