when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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