Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Houston, we have a blender
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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