i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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