I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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