How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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