He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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