The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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