i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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