I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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