That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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