I hate all girls vehemently.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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