Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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