Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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