Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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