can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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