are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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