Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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