so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Randomize
