And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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