My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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