I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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