so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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