I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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