All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize