I love having hate sex.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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