I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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