I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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