Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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