She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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