hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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